The events of the last 2 weeks surrounding the volcanic eruption in Iceland have been incorrectly reported. The story has been manipulated and covered up by various European agencies and military officials. The so-called "Volcano in Iceland" is actually "A Lamb & Veg Meatpie From Iceland Frozen Foods". An undisclosed source deciphered a military message containing the words Iceland, Magma and Crust. The 3 words were flagged by a software recently installed by "Anti Pie Security Agencies" There is actually no volcano in Iceland. The cloud of ash is actually coming from a smouldering pie which was originally in a frozen state when purchased from Iceland Frozen Foods. The pie was foolishly left to thaw out. The reporting of the incident was either lost in translation or deliberately covered up to prevent worldwide panic. This is actually the 1st pie activity reported this new decade. More to follow is a certainty. The ash which has grounded much of the world's aircraft is a mix of crumbling crust, baked gravy and various pie fillings. Any aircraft coated in the ash will actually morph into flying Cornish Pasty MM33's. A deadly craft last seen in the late 1970's in the Hull area of the UK (a haven of pie activity at the time). Speaking anonymously, a scientist from the Calvados Initiative, in Normandy has warned of the severity of the ash coatings. "How many craft will morph cannot be predicted, 10 or 10 thousand, who knows". Watch this space for more, and watch the sky's also. We are on the brink of nasty pasties!!
