A leaked surveillance photo of the secret construction of a huge "Beef "n" Onion" type pie transporter. The craft is over 1 mile wide with the ability to transport a payload of 2 million Vanilla Slice attack craft. The project is ongoing in the Australian desert and is normally covered with a large styrofoam fake "Ayres Rock" during daylight hours. Rolf Harris is the reluctant Chief Project Manager for the mock Ayres Rock camoflage. His entire family have been held hostage with a threat of them all being drowned if he fails to cooperate (Rolf being the only swimmer in the Harris household). The pie has an estimated completion date of March 2010. It must be stopped!!!
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
This craft must be destroyed!
A leaked surveillance photo of the secret construction of a huge "Beef "n" Onion" type pie transporter. The craft is over 1 mile wide with the ability to transport a payload of 2 million Vanilla Slice attack craft. The project is ongoing in the Australian desert and is normally covered with a large styrofoam fake "Ayres Rock" during daylight hours. Rolf Harris is the reluctant Chief Project Manager for the mock Ayres Rock camoflage. His entire family have been held hostage with a threat of them all being drowned if he fails to cooperate (Rolf being the only swimmer in the Harris household). The pie has an estimated completion date of March 2010. It must be stopped!!!
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