and so the meek shall inherit the earth.........not

It came as a shock to the world.
The great pie cover-up, and not of a short crust pastry kind either, was over.
Alas, we had all been conned by the elder statesmen of the ruling powers of this planet.
For many , many years we had known of the existence of UFO's, Unsavoury-Flaky-Objects.
These governments had in place an elite undercover agency "the MIB" know to the secret services as "Made-In-Batches", which was set up purely to keep the rumours and reported public sightings of UFO's under wraps, wraps which we later discovered to be of the grease-proof paper type.
When these unsavoury selections returned in their legions of a bakers dozen or more, these choux-pastry type molecular pieforms showed no mercy.
The Earth was not our planet, no, we were mereley here as a parasitic lifeform which sprouted from the earths crust and was purely a biological accident which started as a reaction with the milk and egg wash basting that was already atop the crust.
We were mislead when the great prophets states "and so the meek shall inherit the earth", it should have read "and so the Meat and potato filling shall inherit the earth".
The picture shows the great egyption papyrus found in the tomb of A-Lah-Bah-Rah which clearly depicts our ancestors being subserviant to a selection of meaty treats.
Gristly times were ahead.